Wednesday, February 2, 2011


FACT: My intake of mozzarella cheese and creamy coffee the past 2 days should be illegal.

FACT: Justifying glutenous cheese feedings by reminding yourself it had been a month since you've tasted the stuff, is actually OK. For 2 days.

FACT: I can feel my abs getting softer.

FACT: After this arrives, I will be in a melty, my-muscles-are-mush, puddle on the floor. I'm both thanking and blaming Rachel for my sudden motivation to obtain such a meltdown.

FACT: I need to go eat a carrot stick. Which will be rounded out with an orange M&M.

FACT: Sometimes a girl just needs a margarita the size of her head, and all clarity will be restored.

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