FACT: My intake of mozzarella cheese and creamy coffee the past 2 days should be illegal.
FACT: Justifying glutenous cheese feedings by reminding yourself it had been a month since you've tasted the stuff, is actually OK. For 2 days.
FACT: I can feel my abs getting softer.
FACT: After this arrives, I will be in a melty, my-muscles-are-mush, puddle on the floor. I'm both thanking and blaming Rachel for my sudden motivation to obtain such a meltdown.
FACT: I need to go eat a carrot stick. Which will be rounded out with an orange M&M.
FACT: Sometimes a girl just needs a margarita the size of her head, and all clarity will be restored.